I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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