Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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