absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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