Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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