Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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