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Potential corruption. He's 19.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

Get them while they're young!

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(440): View more from Ohio

Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.

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(585): View more from New York

I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine

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(740): View more from Ohio

i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.

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(212): View more from New York

You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?

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Yeah?

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Stuck it in his pooper.

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(425): View more from Washington

I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.

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(310): View more from California

I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.

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(626): View more from California

I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you

(909): View more from California

I have that affect on people

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