i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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