no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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