I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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