eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Go christen that room with your naked body.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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