these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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