Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
