I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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