i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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