I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize