If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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