that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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