Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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