dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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