Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
