I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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