I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You took a bar mat shot.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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