After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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