I think I just saw someone hide a body.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
