I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
please don't ironically join a cult
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