you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Congratulations! We have a period
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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