I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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