the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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