I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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