just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
So. Much. Porn.
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