you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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