fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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