yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
