I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He shit in the fireplace
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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