So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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