THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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