it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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