Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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