can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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