i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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