A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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