So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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