I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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