I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
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