The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
NoShamevember. You game?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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