I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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