I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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