yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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