Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Randomize