Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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