Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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